Glue...

contact cement, rubber cement, take it all in, deep long breath up the nostrils into your lungs, now wait, leave it there let it settle around in your lungs, in a fraction of seconds your air and blood flow is being resticted, your vision blurs, your nose burns, your head is growing lighter and lighter like a balloon nearing the point in which it burst, now sit back and feel the relief which flows from your fingers and toes, its brief but its there now when problems arise just repeat and soon youll be fine...